Basically, you know the very helpful proper version. You type in something like "Presdent Nixon" and it comes back with some dyslexic entries above which is the very thoughtful "Did you mean: President Nixon?" And you click the link which is the words President Nixon and there you have what you were looking for.

Google rocks.

Now the peeve.

I've contrived a gibberish illustration to illustrate. You can try this at home.

Let's say you are looking for something you are not quite sure of, I don't know, like Funky Cold Medina or better still, the following:

true sdewqa lodino

Because you heard it somewhere, perhaps in Andalusian history, but weren't quite sure. Then comes the disappointing but not unexpected: Your search - true sdewqa lodino - did not match any documents.

But wait, Google doesn't let you down.

It also springs in front of you an unexpected hope: Did you mean: true sdewqa ladino ?

You Andalusian types especially can relate, though this is universal pleasure. I'm gonna score, you say, as you head towards the seductive promising link. And then you make your move.

You click on the link, and it says................:

Your search - true sdewqa ladino - did not match any documents.

GOOGLE, you are a %$^% TEASE!!!!

But I still love you anyway.